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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Friendster

10 Unwritten Rules about Friendster

that I personaly think is kinda true.. which is why i decided to copy this from a friend's blog and post it up here


1. To the people who does have more
than 500 friends, are you serious? Nobody
in this universe has that many friends...
you're STUPID.
Go kill yourself.

2. If you're ugly stop acting like you don't
know it. The captions under you picture
that says "top model pose" doesn't convince
anybody. At least you can work on your
personality

3. Don't ever post pictures and say "omg
im so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't
post them. Please put away the rod and
reel cause your just fishin for compliments.

4. Nobody cares about threats over the
internet. Don't try to act hard with the
keyboard...that's so sad. Unless you
actually physically beat someone
with the keyboard. then thats ironically
hilarious.

5. If all your pictures look the same...don't
post them all! Please put some variety in
your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face 8 different
ways. I don't care if its inverted, black and
white, or faded out. a face is a face is a face

6. Who really gives a rats ass if I don't
accept you as a friend...MOVE ON.
Don't send me another request or
message asking "what's up?" I don't
want you as a friend or I just don't care,
that's what's up!

7. LITTLE 10, 11, 12, years old who have
friendster and LOOK LIKE SLUTS, go
somewhere else because NOBODY wants
you here except pedophiles, and is that
what you want. to be raped? no you don't.
So RUN RUN FAST!!

8. No one is really going to die in 6 days
or have bad relationships for 5 years if
they don't pass or post your bulletin on.
So stop saying that!

9. If you write a testimonial from someone,
you expect them to write you one too

10. It serves to eliminate people who are
desperately trying to add "friends" like it's
a popularity contest in high school. Good
riddance!

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