Would You Rather...

A new post every week... a major improvement huh... hahaha
Anyway.. I found something cool on the internet.. A quick 'Would You Rather' Quiz-slash-Poll
I posted some of the questions down below.. let me know what you would rather do :D (and no.. you can't say 'neither')

1. Would you rather
a. Own a parot that said "F*** you !" when someone walks in a room
b. Own a dog that humps the legs of all your guests

2. Would you rather
a. Pee out your nose
b. Pee out your ears

3. Would you rather
a. Die saving a good friend's life
b. Let your good friend die

4. Would you rather
a. Walk in on your parents
b. Have your parents walk in on you
* in case some of you are wondering what is meant by 'walking in'... it is to do with.. u kno.. in the bedroooooom... think dirty a lil bit.. lol

5. Would you rather
a. Kill a cute puppy (or cute kitten)
b. Kill a middle-aged fat drunk smelly man

6. Would you rather
a. Be able to live for another 50 years, so long as you kill someone once a month
b. Die in 1 year