Memorandum

The computer's a bit stuffed up today, and it's getting on my nerves. Typing up some stuff for the end-of-year grammarian memorandum at the moment. I'm in charge of writing the 1st team baddie report, and it has to be around 500 words. Have absolutely no idea of what I'm gonna write about the season. Well, actually I do, I know I have to write stuff about how we won/lose, the team members, and thanks to the coach, but all of those is not gonna make a 500 words essay (not even close actually if you think about it). Oh well, I'm just gonna have to figure something out... Maybe some elements of bull-shitting or somewhere along those lines will do.
I couldn't get out of this tasks. I was asked to do the same thing 2 years ago, when I was still doing softball. Firstly, my coached asked pikachu to do it, but then pikachu didn't wanna do it so my coach had to pick someone else. And.. she picked me.. But then I use the as an ESL student as an excuse of not doing it. I told her I had a broken English 'Me speak no English, me English no good", and she laughed. Well she ended up asking someone else to do it, but that person didn't end up submitting the report to the teacher in charged, so our team wasn't recorded on the grammarian. I was pretty pissed coz it was a pretty memorable time for me. Not only coz my coach was a really really really nice coach, but also coz that was my first team sport ever, my first sport at oz and first sporting season. You know how it is at Indo.. well if you don't know, I'll tell you know, maybe it will make you jealous. At Indo, the sport is not compulsory, it's not as tight as it is here. Even in P.E, if you don't bring your uniform, then you can just sit there and chat with your friends.. No detentions.. No warning.. No nothing... Pretty nice huh!?
Anyway.. I coulndn't get out of doing the grammarian thing this time. I asked the coach whether I have to do it or can someone else do it. She said because I'm the captain of the team, I have to be the one who writes it. Damn! Better start typing something up now...