Me, Myself, and I - That You Don't YET Know

Friday, October 13, 2006

Joke Of The Day

teacher_1.gifThe teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Quote Of The Day

I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
- Mitch Hedberg