Dodgy Week

Let's see... things due in next week:
1. I.S. Tech lab assignment
2. I.S. Tech tute assignment
3. I.S. Tech group assignment report
4. Weekly I.S. Foundation tute work
5. I.S. Foundation - Find article + Write Summary + Presentation
6. Microeconomics assignment

And as if that's not enough...
7. Law test

Oh My Lord............

Another Chain Thingy

Grab the book nearest to you and turn to pg 18, line 4.
"rates and average rates of tax. The marginal tax rate is the rate of tax payable on"

It's my sis' Australian Taxation Law text book. Don't worry.. it's not the sort of book I read during my spare time.. I'm not that nerdy

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
Curtaint, Three stuffed monkey on top of keyboard, mobile phone, M&Ms peanut, Vicks VapoRub, a huge folder full of uni junk..

What was the last thing you watched on TV?
Big Brother

Without looking, guess what the time is.
4.15 pm

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
4.21 pm

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The squeaking of my bro's chair.. he's next door.. other room

When did you last step outside?
An hour ago.. just got a haircut

Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Photos.. transferring it from memory card to computer

What are you wearing?
Pyjama

Did you dream last night?
Yes

When did you last laugh?
Don't remember.. either today / yesterday

What is on the walls of the room you are in?
My sis' stuff.. her photos.. I didnt put anything on the wall

Seen anything weird lately?
My sis has been eating a looot lately

What do you think of this quiz?
Going nowhere

What is the last film you saw?
The inside man on saturday
Scary movie 4 the friday before that
Havent been going to the cinemas that often anymore

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I dun really know since i never think about it since there's absolutely no chance of that happening.. ever...

Tell me something about you I don't know.
Why would I ?

If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make everyone live happily ever after.. without sadness, sickness, or hardwork.. possibly.. lol

Do you like to dance?
No

George W Bush...
Idiot

Imagine your first child is a girl. What would you call her?
Sarah?

Imagine your first child is a boy. What would you call him?
Justin or Sean

Would you ever consider living abroad?
Why not

What would you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
I forgive you

3 people who must do this in their blogs
Jojo - a must
Everyone else..

Back back back

Back to playing The Sims 2
Woohoooooooo

Easter

Happy Easter everyone!!! >:D

Enjoying my mid-semester break.. Lol...
Went to Strawberry Farm yesterday... then to the wine tasting place close to it.. then Chairlift @ Arthur's Seat
We were meant to go to Phillip Island.. but i dunno.. somehow the plan changed... Another time i guess...
O yeah.. had Indian food for the first time yesterday
The Tandoori Chiken was quite nice.. I ate it without the sauce.. coz I don't like curry... so it's a bit like Nando's.. lol
Buttered chicken was good.. the sauce didn't have that strong curry taste..
I love mango lassi !!!

The Husband Store

Herald Sun - Joke of the Day
Tuesday, 11th April 2006

A STORE that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store only once!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

“Wow,” the woman thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

“Oh, my God!” she exclaims. “I can hardly stand it!”

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping (or not) at the Husband Store.

Last Coaching Session

Coaching ends today.. that sucks...
I just found out that the other coach who signed up for basketball coaching got to work with the lowest team for the girls...
Now I regret not signing up for winter coaching.. then I can work with the same girls... which means I don't have to be really good at basketball... and I can work with the other coach that I already knew..
Coz i thought there's a little chance that I get to work with the lowest team.. plus I'll have to work with another coach, who'll most likely know how to play basketball really well.. and I'll look like an idiot
Now that he got the lowest team.. if i had signed up.. chances are.. we both get the 2 lowest teams.. and I won't look like an idiot coz he's not very good at it either
damn..

Anyways.. back to badminton
yeah.. as I said... coaching ends today.. kinda sad...
it will be long before i get to coach again.. start of next year.. or end of this year if they ask me to do the 'firsts'...
and it wouldn't be the same.. different girls... and i'll have to work with another new coach
won't be the same
sad... sad... sad...

Had pizzas and softdrinks today.. for the award presentation
Had a hard time deciding who should get the trophy
I think all of them deserved it..
6 girls.. and only 2 trophies to give away
see.. when i was a student.. when coaches says "it's really hard to decide who should get it coz i think all of u should get it" i always think.. what a load of crap
coz really... i thought.. there's no way that "everyone" deserves to get the trophy
but now i get it... it IS hard to decide .. coz .. yeah.. i hate to admit it.. but everyone kinda deserves a trophy
thing is.. i got a really good team this year >;)
no one gave me a hard time... all of them turned up to training sessions & games... or if they don't turn up.. they have a valid reason (coz really.. i would know if they're just lying coz i've been there.. done that.. i know all the tricks in the book.. i used to write fake notes for them for God's sake... *ssshhh*)
they helped in packing up (and sometimes in setting up)... whilst the third coach doesn't even do shit! she just sat there, marking the role, watching the girls play, always first to leave the court, didn't even help pack up the racquets.. let alone the courts (nets & poles)
Anyways... they aall do what i tell them to do (running, footwork.. u know.. the usual stuff).. and i know it's kinda hard for some of them coz they're used to being slackers during badminton training.. coz apparently from what i heard from pikachu & D.. they only muck around during their training sessions..
So i kinda appreciate the girls trying their best during training sessions.. coz it's hard to go from not doing anything.. to suddenly doing 6 corners footwork.. left and right.. front and back.. and learning new shots

Anyways.. back to trophy.. usually it's only hard to decide who should get the coach's award.. coz basically the best & fairest awards... well the award practically speaks for itself.. the best player should be the one who gets it
thing is.. i've got 2 girls with same capabilities & same level of skills... one of them got to play the higher position in 3 of the games.. the other one played the higher position in the other 3 games.. and when i get them to play each other.. one of them probably won by only 1 or 2 points
so i decided to give it to both of them.. and they can share it.. they're twins anyways.. they're used to sharing stuff.. lol
coz it's kinda unfair to give it to one of them, and leave the other one empty handed..
and also not fair not to give both of them the trophy on the basis that they got it last year.. i mean.. last year is last year.. this year is this year.. they tried hard last year.. they got awarded for it.. and this year they tried even harder.. and i think they should be awarded for it

Anyways... moving on.. coach's award
really really hard to decide ;)
but I finally decided to give it to a girl who always turn up to training sessions & games.. always either the earliest or the second earliest to arrive.. and try her hardest in improving her shots.. has a good attitude...

Bottom line.. *sigh* no more coaching
I'm gonna miss it...
this time i'm really 'out of school' .. as in.. no interaction with school whatsoever..
I know I've graduated since last year.. but i still go there 3 times a week to coach the girls
but now.. not anymore..
Sad.. sad.. sad.. sad.. really sad

Dinner time.. I'm still so full of pizza & vanilla coke
so full...
Hey!! long post... hahaha