Tech Support

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background! while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!


Thanks,

A Troubled User.
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

:)))

Yayyy!!! Car's in the garage >=D
It's beauuuutifullll :)))
And still so shiny.. lol
Wonder how long I can drive a shiny car before stupid Melbourne birds finally drop their shit on it..

Hm.. job officially starts tomorrow
Wonder how it'll go
Just fine I hope... no... wait...
Good I hope... no... actually... even better...
Great I hope :)))

Did enrolment today
I was pretty pissed before coz I was told I need to come for enrolment last Monday
But it turned out that it was only 'accepting offer' and attending info sessions & taking some tour around the campus
So I had to go back today
But then again.. come to think of it.. I'd rather do the enrolment today rather than last week coz it wasn't so crowded today
Actually.. the worse was I only had bout 3 people queueing infront of me... So there wasn't any long lines which kinda looks like a snake and stuff
So.. it was good...
My subject selection is not final yet thou.. still need to wait for the credit/exemption thingy.. wonder if i just spent a year of doing enhancement accounting @ monash all for nothing
I just hope they do it quickly.. so I can arrange my 'correct' timetable by the time the alloc8 thingy opens.. so it won't clash with work...

Anyhoo..
It's gettin pretty late... better get some sleep :D

Current State: Happy
Next 24 hours: It better stay the same... (or get even happier)
Next 48 hours: I really really hope I'm still gonna be happy (or happier) by then

:) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D

Ok.. enuf smiling ... and laughing..

My Favourites

K.. this is sort of like a chain posting again... asking favourites... (this post shows how bored I am.. On the upside... I can catch up on some blogging :D )

Favorite color
-- Blue

Favorite day
-- Saturday

Favorite zodiac
-- My own I guess.. Libra

Favorite alphabet
-- I dunno

Favorite number
-- 5

Favorite subject
-- Is 'private study' or 'spare' included as a subject? hahaha.. If not, then accounting

Most Favorite planet
-- Go Earth!

Most Favorite season
-- Spring (on areas except Melbourne...)
It doesn't really matter what season it is in Melbourne.. coz we can have all 4 different weathers in 1 day =D

Favorite teacher
-- Tsel.* and Burgoooo* ... lol... CGS
*Names changed

Most Favorite fruit
-- Strawberries

Most Favorite TV channel
-- My own private TV channel that downloads good movies from other TV channels :0

Most Favorite time
-- When I'm happy of course...

Favorite name
-- It changes every year...

Favorite Computer Game
-- Sims

Favorite Tea
-- Teh cap botol (not 'Sosro')

Favorite Food
-- Noodle, burgers, satays, lots and lots more

Favorite Song
-- Lots

Favorite Singer
-- Lots

Favorite Language
-- English maybe?

Favorite Sport
-- Badminton of course.. Go Baddie!

Favorite Ice cream Flavour
-- Vanilla or Choc Chip (so basically still vanilla..just add bits and pieces of chocolates)
Coffee will do just fine too
Used to love rainbow

Favourite hobby
-- Playing baddie, reading comic books / good books, going to the cinema / watch tv shows

Favorite pen
-- Hmm... ones with sharp pointy

Favorite Font
-- Courier New, Comic Sans Ms, Monotype Corsiva, Fixedys

Favorite Animal
-- Dog

Favorite Cartoon
-- Snoopy?? hehehe.. Walt Disney, Pixar, etc

Favorite Movies
-- Lots

Favorite Books
-- Harry Potter

Favorite Place
-- Place with good memories & where I can have lots of fun

Favorite Radio station
-- Mix 101.1 or Fox 101.9

Favorite cafe
-- Gloria Jeans

Favorite Words
-- wth, erm

Favorite house
-- Comfy house that's easy to clean

Favorite Flower
-- Rose / Tulip ??

Favorite School
-- Caulfield Grammar School, Mahatma, The University Of Melbourne

Favorite Friend
-- Lots

Favorite Girl
-- Halle Berry?

Favourite Guy
-- Andy Roddick?

Try It Yourself

Message: i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't
mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the
olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and yuo can sitll raed
it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn
mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the
wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas
tghuuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed
tihs rpsoet it.

Friendster

10 Unwritten Rules about Friendster

that I personaly think is kinda true.. which is why i decided to copy this from a friend's blog and post it up here

1. To the people who does have more than 500 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe has that many friends... you're STUPID. Go kill yourself. 2. If you're ugly stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" doesn't convince anybody. At least you can work on your personality 3. Don't ever post pictures and say "omg im so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. Please put away the rod and reel cause your just fishin for compliments. 4. Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hard with the keyboard...that's so sad. Unless you actually physically beat someone with the keyboard. then thats ironically hilarious. 5. If all your pictures look the same...don't post them all! Please put some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways. I don't care if its inverted, black and white, or faded out. a face is a face is a face 6. Who really gives a rats ass if I don't accept you as a friend...MOVE ON. Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up?" I don't want you as a friend or I just don't care, that's what's up! 7. LITTLE 10, 11, 12, years old who have friendster and LOOK LIKE SLUTS, go somewhere else because NOBODY wants you here except pedophiles, and is that what you want. to be raped? no you don't. So RUN RUN FAST!! 8. No one is really going to die in 6 days or have bad relationships for 5 years if they don't pass or post your bulletin on. So stop saying that! 9. If you write a testimonial from someone, you expect them to write you one too 10. It serves to eliminate people who are desperately trying to add "friends" like it's a popularity contest in high school. Good riddance!

!!!Yeah!!!

I got a car!!!
Woohooooooo!!!
Sapphire Black.. so basically same as the picture :)

Reading.. reading.. reading..

Just received employment contract from the coaching thing and enrolment package from mel u today...
*sigh*
There's A LOT of stuff to be read... A LOT............

Chain Blogging

Instructions.
1.Copy and Paste in your blog
2. BOLD anything true
3. Leave plain anything false

001. I miss somebody right now.
002. I watch more tv than I used to.
003. I love olives.
004. I love sleeping.
005. I own lots of books.
006. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
007. I love to play video games.
008. I’ve tried marijuana.
009. I’ve watched porn movies.
010. I have been in a threesome.
011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
012. I believe honesty is the best policy.
013. I have acne free skin. (ehm.. sort of... i think...)
014. I like and respect Al Sharpton. (who's that??)
015. I curse frequently. (s**t... erm f**k.. i just f**kin said s**t and f**k.. oh no.. s**t!)
016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
017. I have a hobby.
018. I’ve been told I have a nice butt.
019. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
020. I've never broken anyone else's bones.
022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
023. I love rain.
024. I’m paranoid at times.
025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
026. I need money right now.
027. I love sushi.
028. I talk really, really fast sometimes.
029. I have fresh breath in the morning.
030. I have semi-long hair.
031. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
032. I have at least one brother and/or sister.
033. I was born in a country outside Australia
034. I shave my legs.
035. I have a twin.
037. I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
038. I like the way I look.
039. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.
040. I know how to do cornrows.
041. I am usually pessimistic.
042. I have mood swings.
043. I think prostitution should be legalized.
044. I think Britney Spears is pretty/hot. Pretty trashy?
045. I have cheated on a significant other.
046. I have a hidden talent (how can I know?? it's hidden...)
047. I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
048. I think that I’m popular.
049. I am currently single.
050. I have kissed someone of the same sex.
052. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (at home.. yeah..)
053. I love to shop.
054. I would rather shop than eat.
055. I would classify myself as ghetto.
056. I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
057. I’m obsessed with my blog
058. I don’t hate anyone. (close high school friends would know about this really well)
059. I’m a pretty good dancer.
060. I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington…
061. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
062. I have a mobile phone
063. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
065. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
067. I have never been in a real relationship before. (what do u classify as 'real' ??)
068. I’ve rejected someone before.
069. I currently have a crush on someone.
070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
071. I want to have children in the future.
072. I have changed a diaper before.
073. I’ve had the cops called on me before
074. I bite my nails.
075. I live on adrenalin and exercise.

Errrrmmm...

I'm still a bit confused.....

Long List

Bloody hiccups
I can't stop it...
It's killing me...
Arrggghhh

Mm.. I haven't written a long post for a while...
I'll just write some crap
Such as...
Mmm...
Good TV shows :)
-not in any particular order-

01.) The Adventures of Sinbad
02.) House
03.) Grey's Anatomy
04.) E.R. (the old episodes)
05.) Everybody Loves Raymond
06.) Everybody Hates Chris
07.) Two and A Half Men
08.) My Wife and Kids
09.) CSI Miami & New York
10.) Desperate Housewives
11.) Charmed
12.) The Simpsons
13.) LAX
14.) Prison Break
15.) Yes Dear
16.) Las Vegas
17.) Friends
18.) Joey
19.) Veronica Mars
20.) Reunion
21.) 7th Heaven (old episodes)
22.) Tru Calling
23.) Scrubs
24.) Two & A Half Men
25.) Commander In Chief

Wow.. that's a long list.. and I can still go on for a while.. better stop there
With that long list of tv shows of mine, I don't know what I'm gonna do without the free downloads and my internet cable connection :)

Damn hiccups... I still can't stop it!!!

???

Confused.. confused.. confused..
I'm so confused...

Need For Games

I've just finished playing another PC Game...
Another 'the end'
Darn.. I'm running out of games to play
and I've still got a longgggg holiday
not that I'm complaining =D

Bored

I'm bored...
Very bored...
Extremely bored...
Really really bored...
Tremendously bored...

Damn Monopoly

I'm beginning to have doubts whether I've made the right choice of putting Commerce/Info Systems @ Mel U as my 1st preference...
Commerce huh?? hmm... I couldn't even win in Monopoly Tycoon after several tries... I used to be good at it
Guess I just don't have that business sense inside of me

Happy New Year !!!

So long 2005... Farewell...
2006 !!! Here I come !!!

No new years resolution... Figure I've never achieved any of them anyways... >=D
So it'll just be pointless spending so much time thinking of a resolution (that's actually do-able :P)
Ermm.. maybe my new year's resolution this time is to enjoy life and bring more out of it ??? hehehe

!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE !!!

T'was the day before New Years with only minutes to go.
Everyone was waiting for the new year to show.

There were party hats, noise makers, and lots of champaign.
Good food and good music no one could complain.

When suddenly the ball began to drop.
Everyone in the room came to a stop.

When the ball reached the bottom the crowd began to roar.
And confetti dropped from ceiling to floor.

Happy New Year! Happy New Year was all you could hear.
2006 was finally here.

Here's hoping your new year will be festive and live.
And may the fun continue until 2006

If it didn't bring you joy
just leave it behind
Let's ring in the new year
with good things in mind

Let every bad memory
that brought heartache and pain
And let's turn a new leaf
with the smell of new rain

Let's forget past mistakes
making amends for this year
Sending you these greetings
to bring you hope and cheer

Happy New Year!

-P.S.- Not Written By Me XD